2017 - The most memorable Quotes of the year

If you've been sexually harassed or assaulted write "me too" as a reply to this tweet.

Wilson Aubry: "You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths."
Eric Cartman: "That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein."

Clearly, Donald Trump's victory is an additional stone in the building of a new world, destined to replace the old one.

Donald say he wants to tun for president and move on into the White House. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of they home.

Together, my friends, we have begun a political revolution to transform America and that revolution - Our Revolution - continues.

Events keep happening that seem inexplicable and out of control. Donald Trump, Brexit, the War in Syria, the endless migrant crisis, random bomb attacks.

The leaders of the free world keep lowering their standards and authoritarians keep taking more territory. Eventually people wake up and ask why Putin murders in the UK or hacks in the US. Why wouldn’t he? You didn’t stop him before.

We have nothing to fear and that is the reason why we should only accept a clean and clear Brexit, not some fudge.

In The Matrix, 1999 is described as the peak of human civilization and I laughed about that. But then the next 24 years happened now I'm like, "yeah, maybe the machines had a point."

In 40 years, our kids are going on a 2010s party, carrying E-Cigarettes, Fidget Spinners, greet themselves with dabs and shoot dog-selfies.

"So we're now going into the year 2020?"
"Yes."
"That means... 2010 has been 10 years ago?"
"Nope. Impossible."

The 2010s were a wild ride: selfies, Brexit, Gangnam Style. We all loved, hated, and laughed through it all. From fidget spinners to TikTok trends, the decade was full of surprises. But hey, at least we had enough memes to wipe away our tears of laughter. Here's to the 2020s, let's see what the next funny trend will be!

In the 2010s, as technology changed and the Internet flourished, a revolution took place. People from all over the world connected, thoughts were shared, knowledge expanded. Yet, not everything was as it seemed. Fake news and manipulation increased, and society became divided. Thus, the glorious hopes that once filled people's hearts faded away.

2010s, full of life and light,
A decade that promises so much, alright.
Innovation and technology abound,
A time of progress, never to confound.

Always connected, always online,
The world in our hands, so fine.
So many apps, so many sites,
We share and communicate, day and night.

But the dark side is never far,
Fake news and cyberbullying, bizarre.
The climate crisis looms ahead,
We must act now, no time to dread.

All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

"Me too" was just two words; it's two magic words that galvanised the world.

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!

I'm not high! I haven't been high since Wednesday. Oh, oh it is Wednesday?