Quotes and Sayings about Apple

Quotes and Sayings about Apple

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 15 Episode 1
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Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."
Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.
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You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.
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I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.
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We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
I consider Apple to be very closed. Let's say you have a book business, and you are charging 5 to 7 percent gross margins; you can't exist in an Apple world because they want 30 percent, and they don't care that you only have 7 percent to play with.
Think different.
(Apple)
You know, Apple Computer started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple.
Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 5 Episode 22
We're very simple people at Apple. We focus on making the world's best products and enriching people's lives.
I've really enjoyed working together with Apple to help launch their new streaming service. It is really cool to see Apple getting involved.
Kygo - August 2019
I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
I think I'm going to refrain from criticizing Apple too much. I mean, that's been a pretty great company.
I wish to God that Apple and Google were partners in the future.
The rise of Google, the rise of Facebook, the rise of Apple, I think are proof that there is a place for computer science as something that solves problems that people face every day.
Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community.
The employees at the Apple headquarters keep running into the stylish new glass walls. Windows problems at Apple.
Jan Böhmermann (Neo Magazin Royale) - Sendung vom 01.03.2018
Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.
This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.
Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesn’t work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world.
"Who made you?"
Siri: "Like it says on the box - I was designed by Apple in California."
The world has lost a visionary.
Barack Obama - about Steve Jobs

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The circus came back to town in Washington for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ. Trump.
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For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Microsoft is in a very unique position to be able to go spend Sony out of business. Sony is really the only other player who could compete with Game Pass and we have a 2 year and 10 million subs lead.
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Cartman: "I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking."
Stan: "Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Wh*re magazine."
Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 1 Episode 7
I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14
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Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."
Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25
Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16
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You want to be the pebble in the pond that creates the ripple for change.

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