Quotes and Sayings about Asia

Words of affirmation!? I was raised by Asian parents. I've never heard one word of affirmation in my life. Their love language is verbal abuse.

Don't stereotype Asian people. Also, there's a good chance they're doctors, so they can help you out if you are worried.

I think I am against stereotype. Generally, Asian guys are more quiet – they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.

If you have peanut allergy your life so sad. You go to Asia, you eat egg-fried-rice - it's like russian roulette.

Is this street food like Asian street food? Like, do you get food poisoning afterward? That's how you know it's authentic.

All these zombies and I was almost killed by an Asian woman driving!

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America?

I dream of an Africa which is in peace with itself.

In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace we have built in Europe since 1945.

Our final goal must be to create the United States of Europe.

We all know that Ukrainians are ready to die for the European perspective. We want them to live with us for the European dream.

I feel that people in Europe are different from Americans - I think your soul is a little deeper.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Europe must not be a stronghold where we isolate ourselfes from others. It has to be open.

The construction of Europe is an art. It is the art of the possible.

The world needs more Europe.

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.

In Japan, there is less a culture of preserving old buildings than in Europe.

Where you learn how to make rice? Some white people cooking school?

This rice look so wet. Look at this, you can see your reflection inside. Mulan is gonna start singing when she see this rice.

You're gonna move the ocean into the desert? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, unless they do it while Burning Man is happening. In which case, go for it. Please take a bath, you dirty hippies!

It's the 4th of July, that time of year when Americans who don't watch MSNBC, celebrate the nation's birthday.

It's not that I missed. I missed on purpose.

In a war like this, there is no surrender or shit like that.

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.

Life-hack #387:
Rice doesn't clump when you cook the grains individually.

With the whole world gone to hell, I'd much rather die with the one I love.

Venezuela, given its extraordinary educational, cultural, and social developments, and its vast energy and natural resources, is called on to become a revolutionary model for the world.

You know what capitalism is? Gettin' f*cked!

Jesus was the first socialist, the first to seek a better life for mankind.

You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"

The government was beholden to the NRA, and the NRA's power stemmed from one oft-debated sentence written at a time when guns were muskets and lightning was witchcraft, the Second Amendment.

If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.