The best Quotes about Being Naked

I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?

I think shoulders are sexier than cleavage.

Look! It's naked. Yo, I can see its ro-butt. Get it?

I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when I'm naked most of the time.

You don't have to be naked to be sexy.

We are all born naked into this world, but each of us is fully clothed in potential.

Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?

Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

Alan: "Charlie, there's a half naked woman in our kitchen!"
Charlie: "Which half?"

I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it: Buck-naked. Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies. What up?

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

I love you more than my own skin.

There should be no discrimination against languages people speak, skin color, or religion.

The conversation between your fingers and someone else's skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

Here's what I discovered during my 10 day all-inclusive vacation: Tanned skin weighs 8 pounds more.

God judges men by their hearts, not by the color of their skins.

Reagan: "You were fired for getting drunk and trying to blow up the sun."
Rand: "I was gonna cure skin cancer!"

If I could skin you and wear your prepubescent face, I would.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

I don't think I forgot anyone. But I might have forgotten underwear. Bye!

No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you

It's important to be fearless yet vulnerable. It takes courage to do both.

Savannah: "To the woods? There are evil clowns in there, Barney. Their heads go all the way around."
Barney: "That's owls, Savannah."

I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

I don't really make decisions, I go with the flow.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

Consistency is one of the hallmarks of my career. You knew what you were going to get out of E-Smith every game, every year, no matter if I was 22, 21 or 35 years old.

I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

More tequila
More love
More anything
More is better

You guys, everyone of you, will be die sometime! Was that a bad start for a funny show?

Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!

When you do one good deed, it creates a ripple effect. One good deed leads to another and another.

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough.

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."