Quotes from BoJack Horseman

Quotes from BoJack Horseman
Quote by Mr. Peanutbutter from BoJack Horseman in Season 3 Episode 2

Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?

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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman in Season 2 Episode 12

Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman in Season 2 Episode 10

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.

Happiness
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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 3 Episode 1

Bojack: 'How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back.'
'I think you have to keep moving forward?'
Bojack: 'All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?'

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 3 Episode 9

I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman

We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

Moment, Present
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Quote by Mr. Peanutbutter from BoJack Horseman

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

Happiness
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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

Life
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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 1 Episode 2

You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 1 Episode 9

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman

I think that all you are is just the things that you do.

Taking action
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