Quotes from Breaking Bad

Quotes from Breaking Bad
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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 4

I’m the Danger!

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 2 Episode 8

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth.

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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

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Quote by Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 13

Good to meet you. Don't drink and drive! But if you do, call me!

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 12

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

Cancer
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Quote by Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 12

Walter White: 'Jesus, Jesse did that?'
Saul Goodman: 'Yeah, but you gotta understand... deep down, he loves me.'

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Quote by Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 11

Saul Goodman: 'How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins.'
Jesse Pinkman: 'What about... Alaska?'
Saul Goodman: 'Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat.'

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 9

If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 9

I'm a dying man who runs a car-wash. My right hand to God... that is all that I am.

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 9

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

Past, Sorrow
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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 3

Saul: '...cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. he meant it.'
Walter: 'Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It’s what he does. Come on, grow a pair!'

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 2

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 2

Walter: 'First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs.'
Jesse: 'I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us.'
Walter: 'The Crystal Ship?'
Jesse: 'Yeah, that's what I called it.'

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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 2

Now I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but even in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 2

You are trouble. I’m sorry the kid here doesn’t see it, but I sure as hell do. You are a time bomb. Tick tick ticking. And I have no intention for being around for the boom.

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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 1

Well, you know how they say, 'It’s been a pleasure’?' It hasn’t.

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 1

Yeah Bitch, Magnets!

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 5 Episode 1

We're Done When I Say We're Done!

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Quote by Badger from Breaking Bad in Season 3 Episode 9

Jesse: 'What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?'
Badger: 'Darth Vadar had responsibilities- building the Death Star.'
Skinny Pete 'True Dat! Two of 'em, Yo!'

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 13

I won.

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Quote by Skyler White from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 6

Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

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Quote by Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 7

Big doings today. The order of the day is 'eyes open, mouth shut.'

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 8

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 9

Can you walk? Then get the fuck outta here and never come back.

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Quote by Gustavo Gus Fring from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 10

Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!

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Quote by Walter White, Jr from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 10

Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real

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Quote by Huell from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 11

It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 11

Last I asked for your help, you said, 'I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert.'

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 12

Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

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Quote by Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 12

All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?

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Quote by Kuby from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 11

Kuby: 'I'll tell you, what this is about Mr. Beneke. This is about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy'
Ted: 'Huell? Who is Huell'?
Kuby: 'This is Huell. Huell, you happy?'
Huell: 'Reasonably.'
Kuby: 'What would make you unhappy?'
Huell: 'Diz lil mofo nut doin' what he's tol'(This little mofo is not doing what he is told)'
Kuby: 'And would you become unhappy, Mr. Beneke wouldn't care for that'
Huell: 'I'm gonna say No.'
Kuby: 'There you have it. Let's go find the checkbook.'

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 10

Jesse: 'Tell this asshole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way.'
Mexican Cook: 'I speak English.'
Jesse: 'So you understand what asshole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, asshole.'

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… bitch!

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Gatorade me bitch!

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Possum. Big, freaky, lookin’ bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Walt: 'What one particular element comes to mind hm?!'
Jesse: 'Aaaaaah a wire!'

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Jesse: 'Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.'
Walter: 'I just gave you $600.'
Jesse: 'Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?'

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Walt: 'So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?'
Jesse: 'To who? What do I look like? Scarface?'
Walt: 'This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today.'
Jesse: 'You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin’ dope.'

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Jesse: 'Whoa whoa. No, this is not my fault, alright? The buzzer didn’t buzz.'
Walter: 'The WHAT?'
Jesse: 'The buzzer! The buzzer that buzzes when you put the keys in. To like let you know that the battery’s on. I know that! It didn’t buzz. Look, I didn’t turn the key or anything, alright? I’m not stupid. Did you hear the buzzer buzz? I did not… It’s faulty, it’s a faulty mechanism.'

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad

Look, Skylar, I just haven’t quite been myself lately. I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass. You know, I’d appreciate it. I really would.

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad

Wipe down this!

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 4 Episode 6

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad in Season 2 Episode 12

Jane: 'Do you know what this is?”
Jesse: 'It’s a whole lot of cheddar.”
Jane: 'This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.” What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?'
Jesse: 'Is New Zealand part of Australia?”
Jane: 'New Zealand is New Zealand.”
Jesse: 'Right on. New Zealand. That’s where they made 'Lord of the Rings”. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.'

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Quote by Walter White from Breaking Bad in Season 2 Episode 1

Walt: 'Castor beans.”
Jesse: 'So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?”
Walt: 'We are going to process them into ricin.”
Jesse: 'Rice ’n Beans?”
Walt: 'Ricin. It’s an extremely effective poison.”

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Quote by Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!

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