Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real0
It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.0
Last I asked for your help, you said, 'I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert.'0
Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.0
All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?0
Kuby: 'I'll tell you, what this is about Mr. Beneke. This is about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy'
Ted: 'Huell? Who is Huell'?
Kuby: 'This is Huell. Huell, you happy?'
Kuby: 'What would make you unhappy?'
Huell: 'Diz lil mofo nut doin' what he's tol'(This little mofo is not doing what he is told)'
Kuby: 'And would you become unhappy, Mr. Beneke wouldn't care for that'
Huell: 'I'm gonna say No.'
Kuby: 'There you have it. Let's go find the checkbook.'
Jesse: 'Tell this asshole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way.'
Mexican Cook: 'I speak English.'
Jesse: 'So you understand what asshole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, asshole.'
You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.0
What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?0
You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.0
This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… bitch!0
Possum. Big, freaky, lookin’ bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?0
Walt: 'What one particular element comes to mind hm?!'
Jesse: 'Aaaaaah a wire!'
Jesse: 'Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.'
Walter: 'I just gave you $600.'
Jesse: 'Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?'
Walt: 'So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?'
Jesse: 'To who? What do I look like? Scarface?'
Walt: 'This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today.'
Jesse: 'You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin’ dope.'
Jesse: 'Whoa whoa. No, this is not my fault, alright? The buzzer didn’t buzz.'
Walter: 'The WHAT?'
Jesse: 'The buzzer! The buzzer that buzzes when you put the keys in. To like let you know that the battery’s on. I know that! It didn’t buzz. Look, I didn’t turn the key or anything, alright? I’m not stupid. Did you hear the buzzer buzz? I did not… It’s faulty, it’s a faulty mechanism.'
Look, Skylar, I just haven’t quite been myself lately. I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass. You know, I’d appreciate it. I really would.0
Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.0
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!0
Jane: 'Do you know what this is?”
Jesse: 'It’s a whole lot of cheddar.”
Jane: 'This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.” What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?'
Jesse: 'Is New Zealand part of Australia?”
Jane: 'New Zealand is New Zealand.”
Jesse: 'Right on. New Zealand. That’s where they made 'Lord of the Rings”. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot.'
Walt: 'Castor beans.”
Jesse: 'So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?”
Walt: 'We are going to process them into ricin.”
Jesse: 'Rice ’n Beans?”
Walt: 'Ricin. It’s an extremely effective poison.”