Quotes by Chandler Bing

Quotes by Chandler Bing
Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 4 Episode 19

Ross: 'I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?'
Chandler: 'Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 4 Episode 16

Ross: 'She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it.'
Joey: 'That's what all my relationships are like.'
Chandler: 'Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'You're smoking again?'
Chandler: 'Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 16

Phoebe: 'For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.'
Chandler: 'I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 2 Episode 14

Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

Rachel: 'I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?'
Ross: 'No, not this time. What did you have?'
Rachel: 'I'm not telling.'
Ross: 'Come on, show them.'
Rachel: 'Get your hands out of there!'
Chandler: 'I've had dates like this.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 12

Chandler: 'This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio.'
Joey: 'You knew about that?'
Chandler: 'The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 11

Chandler's Mom: 'Anything you want from Lisbon?'
Chandler: 'Just knowing you're there is enough.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

Monica: 'This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.'
Chandler: 'Sounds like a date to me.'

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