Quotes by Chris Rock

Christopher Julius Rock III is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. After working as a standup comic and appearing in small film roles, Rock came to wider prominence as a cast member of Saturday Night Live in the early 1990s. He went on to more prominent film appearances, with starring roles in Down to Earth, Head of State, The Longest Yard, the Madagascar film series, Grown Ups, its sequel Grown Ups 2, Top Five, and a series of acclaimed comedy specials for HBO.

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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Drugs, Weed
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

Gun-Control
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

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Pretty girls have problems too.

Women
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Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Music
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Women
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