Quotes by Chris Rock

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Quote by Chris Rock

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Drugs, Weed
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

Gun-Control
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

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Pretty girls have problems too.

Women
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Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Music
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Women
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