Modernity's scary,
antiquity's worse,
can't go forward,
can't reverse.
So here's a plan
to ease your unknowing,
ride the horse
in the direction it's going.
antiquity's worse,
can't go forward,
can't reverse.
So here's a plan
to ease your unknowing,
ride the horse
in the direction it's going.
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