Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.0
Luci: 'I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate.'
Bean: 'He didn't say that.'
Luci: 'Doesn't make it any less true.'
Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?0
It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.0
Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.0
Lady Lingonberry: 'I'm drowning!'
Elfo: 'I'm Elfo!'
Bean: 'I'm gonna have to kill him or something.'
Luci: 'Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh.'
Your cruddy life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine... if you live.0
Destiny is baloney. Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.0
Bean: 'What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?'
Elfo: 'That's hope. That's hope!'
Luci: 'You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.''
Bean: 'You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone.'
Luci: 'Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here.'
Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do.0
I'd rather die a big death than live a small life.Life0
I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.0