The 69 best Erotic Quotes

Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

And I really do need to be convinced to behave.

"Do I need to get on my knees and beg you, Anastasia? Is that what you want?" She shakes her head and laughs. "The only time I ever want to see a grown man on his knees in front of me, Nate, is when his face is between my legs. So no, I don't want you to beg me."

What is it about tall, muscular men who are good with their hands that makes me weak?

After my shower yesterday, I felt really sexy. Even my towel got wet.

I won't do anything without your permission. I'll wait until you want me, you desire me, and come to me yourself.

Sex is for anyone; the aftermath is for lovers.

A sexy glance beats a bl*wjob every time.

I want to own this woman, body and soul. I want her.

I don't make love. I f*ck... hard.

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.

I don't like anything more than I like you. You're my favorite.

It's no secret that I love books. I love stories about people I don't know, and places I haven't been to. I've lived a thousand lives between a thousand pages.

An image like a forgotten dream develops like a Polaroid in my memory.

Laters, Baby.

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.

"I'd have to be a masochist to sleep with you, and I can assure I'm not."
Fantasising about it doesn't count.

Violet Sorrengail: "Thank you for being my friend."
Liam Mairi: "It's been. My honor."

Gabrilla Montez: "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."

Laura: "I don't need 365 days."
Massimo: "...because?"
Laura: "Because I love you."

Hope could be a wonderful thing. But hope could crush you anew every single day. Hope could be the cruelest thing in the world.

Here is the truth about tragedy: it's good for the soul.

Blame is a bucket of shit that mediocre men throw around. Real men carry blame on their shoulders.

Elena: "Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?"
Damon: "When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations."

Trust is earned - I can't just magically hand it over.

I want him to have what he wants - if it's what I want.

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care.

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"