Quotes and Sayings about Facebook

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.

This morning, there are more than one billion people using Facebook actively each month. If you’re reading this: thank you for giving me and my little team the honor of serving you.

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.

Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth. That is why they won't open source their algorithm.

Annoyed by social media? Just hang out on Facebook for three minutes, Instagram will feel great again!

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Brett Hand: "Question. Is this place evil?"
Reagan: "Uh, is Facebook evil? Is Starbucks evil?"

When the maths homework of my son is too hard for me, I post it on Facebook with the caption, "Only 1 out of 10 can solve this."

Donald Trump's decision to use his platform to condone rather than condemn the actions of his supporters at the Capitol building has rightly disturbed people in the US and around the world. We removed these statements yesterday because we judged that their effect -- and likely their intent -- would be to provoke further violence.

The rise of Google, the rise of Facebook, the rise of Apple, I think are proof that there is a place for computer science as something that solves problems that people face every day.

Be Connected. Be Discovered. Be on Facebook.

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community.

You can't socialise without being faceless idiots. More people have Facebook friends than actual friends these days.

Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to introduce themselves to me.

Calling Facebook a toilet is a little unfair to toilets. Because they make shit go away, whereas Facebook retains shit.

Our main story tonight concerns Facebook, the worst place to wish Happy Birthday to a friend, other than a funeral.

When I was in high school, I got bullied through social media - on the Internet, on my Facebook. That was hard for me, and I think social media has made it easy for people to bully other people on-line because they can just post anything they want anonymously.

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected.

Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself's just one big hoax. Spamming each other with out running commentary of bullshit masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I'm not saying anything new. We all know why we do this, not because "Hunger Games" books makes us happy but because we wanna be sedated. Because it's painful not to pretend, because we're cowards. F*ck society.

I just feel like all we have to do is take Facebook away from boomers and everything will be normal.

Research says Facebook has changed how our brains work. Before Facebook, when you said you liked something, you actually did.

If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.

We want to give everyone in the world the best personalized newspaper in the world.

You're gonna get endless requests to play some game, that has something to do with gangsters and farming!

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

It really isn't about fun anymore; it's about mission.

I graduated from Harvard University in 2003 and the only reason that I mention that is that I have a sibling who did not graduate. So I always have to take that one.

This is an important milestone for Facebook because it's the first time we've ever acquired a product and company with so many users. We don't plan on doing many more of these, if any at all.

We have a saying: 'Move fast and break things.' The idea is that if you never break anything, you're probably not moving fast enough.

He really threw down the gauntlet today. You actually have to deliver something of value to a customer, rather than just being a person spamming.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Give me your love and not your like!

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

I think we can all agree Elon isn't serious and it's time to move on. I offered a real date. Dana White offered to make this a legit competition for charity. Elon won't confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead. If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I'm going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously.

Virtual reality was once the dream of science fiction. But the internet was also once a dream, and so were computers and smartphones. The future is coming.

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Willow: "Have you Googled her?"
Xander: "Willow! She's seventeen!"
Willow: "It's a search engine."

Great companies are built on great products.

Microsoft is in a very unique position to be able to go spend Sony out of business. Sony is really the only other player who could compete with Game Pass and we have a 2 year and 10 million subs lead.

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it - Jeffrey enjoys his social life.

Stay hungry, stay foolish.

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Sometimes all a girl really needed was a very bad idea.

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.