Quotes from Family Guy

Quotes from Family Guy
Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 14 Episode 2

Peter: 'Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya.'
Pregnant Woman: 'Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl.'
Peter: 'Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 20

Lois: 'You're drunk again!'
Peter: 'No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 20

Lois: 'Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!'
Peter: 'That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!'

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Quote by Stewie Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 17

My God, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.

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Quote by Stewie Griffin from Family Guy in Season 2 Episode 7

You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 1 Episode 3

Chris, this is a big day for you. Today you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

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Quote by Stewie Griffin from Family Guy

Brian: 'Hey Stewie, how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!'
Stewie: 'How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

I've got an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode, if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Lois: 'Why should I get my tubes tied? You should get a vasectomy!'
Peter: 'First, I don't know what that is. And two, no freakin' way.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Lois: 'I think I'm pregnant.'
Peter: 'Oh, are you sure it's yours?'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Boy, fat sex is the best sex we've ever had! Last night there were so many boobs I didn't know who's boobs I was grabbin'.

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 4 Episode 22

Peter: 'I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...'
Brian: 'Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.'
Peter: '...Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...'
Brian: 'That's Street Fighters!'
Peter: '...red, blue, green...'
Brian: 'Those are colors!'

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Quote by Meg Griffin from Family Guy

Lois: 'You've never even had a boyfriend more than a few weeks.'
Meg: 'I have two, remember when I dated the Count?'
Count Count: 'One nipple. Two nipples. Three nip- oh, hell no! I'm outta here!'

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Quote by Stewie Griffin from Family Guy

If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer; you'd need an egg calendar.

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