Quotes from Friends

Quotes from Friends
Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 4 Episode 19

Ross: 'I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?'
Chandler: 'Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 4 Episode 16

Ross: 'She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it.'
Joey: 'That's what all my relationships are like.'
Chandler: 'Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 4 Episode 12

Alice Knight: 'We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present.'
Frank Buffay: 'It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test.'
Monica: 'Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.'

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Quote by Ross Geller from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here.'
Phoebe: 'Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'You're smoking again?'
Chandler: 'Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'I had the same dream.'
Phoebe: 'Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.'
Joey: 'Oh, I had the opposite dream.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 16

Phoebe: 'For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.'
Chandler: 'I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.'
Monica: 'It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 9

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 21

Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 2 Episode 14

Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends

I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 2

Ross: 'Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.'
Joey: 'Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 1 Episode 22

Ross: 'My new beeper.'
Joey: 'Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?'
Monica: 'Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

Ross: 'Rach, did you proofread these?'
Rachel: 'Why?'
Ross: 'Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills.'
Rachel: 'Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?'
Joey: 'No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

Rachel: 'I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?'
Ross: 'No, not this time. What did you have?'
Rachel: 'I'm not telling.'
Ross: 'Come on, show them.'
Rachel: 'Get your hands out of there!'
Chandler: 'I've had dates like this.'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 14

Phoebe: 'Now we need the semen of a righteous man.'
Rachel: 'If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 12

Chandler: 'This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio.'
Joey: 'You knew about that?'
Chandler: 'The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 11

Chandler's Mom: 'Anything you want from Lisbon?'
Chandler: 'Just knowing you're there is enough.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 11

Joey: 'You broke the code.'
Ross: 'What code?'
Joey: 'You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!'

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 1 Episode 7

Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 5

Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

Joey: 'Pheebs, wanna help?'
Phoebe: 'I wish I could, but I don't want to.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

Monica: 'This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.'
Chandler: 'Sounds like a date to me.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 5 Episode 5

Rules are good. Rules help control the fun.

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