Quotes from Friends

Quotes from Friends
Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 21

Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 2 Episode 14

Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends

I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 2

Ross: 'Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.'
Joey: 'Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 1 Episode 22

Ross: 'My new beeper.'
Joey: 'Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?'
Monica: 'Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

Ross: 'Rach, did you proofread these?'
Rachel: 'Why?'
Ross: 'Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills.'
Rachel: 'Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?'
Joey: 'No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

Rachel: 'I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?'
Ross: 'No, not this time. What did you have?'
Rachel: 'I'm not telling.'
Ross: 'Come on, show them.'
Rachel: 'Get your hands out of there!'
Chandler: 'I've had dates like this.'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 14

Phoebe: 'Now we need the semen of a righteous man.'
Rachel: 'If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 12

Chandler: 'This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio.'
Joey: 'You knew about that?'
Chandler: 'The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 11

Chandler's Mom: 'Anything you want from Lisbon?'
Chandler: 'Just knowing you're there is enough.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 11

Joey: 'You broke the code.'
Ross: 'What code?'
Joey: 'You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!'

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 1 Episode 7

Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 5

Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

Joey: 'Pheebs, wanna help?'
Phoebe: 'I wish I could, but I don't want to.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

Monica: 'This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.'
Chandler: 'Sounds like a date to me.'

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