I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.Funny Quotes0
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.Alcohol, Funny Quotes0
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.Marriage, Success, Funny Quotes0
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Laziness, Funny Quotes0
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.Funny Quotes0
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.Weather, Funny Quotes0
'Must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?'
Winston Churchill: 'No, it’s purely voluntary.'
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.Christmas, Funny Quotes0