You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.Popularity0
Bronn: 'They have their eyes on you, cunt.'
Jaime: 'Not my type.'
Bronn: 'Not blonde enough?'
Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll have no one left to pay me.0
Tyrion: 'The Eyrie. They say it's impregnatable.'
Bronn: 'Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes - I'll impregnate the bitch.'
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister Army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied Army."
Yes, all Lannisters are lions. And when a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose.0
Brienne: 'She's alive... Arya.'
Sandor Clegane: 'Where?'
Sandor Clegane: 'Who's protecting her if you're here?'
Brienne: 'The only one that needs protection, is the one that gets in her way.'
Tyrion: 'Did you read it?'
Varys: 'It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North!'
Tyrion: 'What's it say?'
Varys: 'Nothing good.'
Listen to me, cunt. 'til I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you.0
Big men fall just as quick as little ones, if you put a sword through their hearts.Power, Swords0
You are mother to four of my neices, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again and you won't.0
Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?Laughing & Smile, Money, Women0
Varys: 'You have compassion.'
Tyrion: 'Compassion, yes. I killed my lover with my bare hands, I shot my own father with a crossbow.'
Varys: 'I never said you were perfect.'
The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.0
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.0
It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters.0
The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place.Power0
Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.0
No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I’ll assume it was something clever.0
I’ve known a great many clever men. I’ve outlived them all. Do you know why? I ignored them.Men0
If we don't put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. And then it doesn't matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne.0
A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused. If they don't know who you are, or what you want, they can't know what you plan to do next.0
Joffrey: 'If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought.'
Tyrion: 'That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.'
I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.Faith0