The best Quotes by Gary Cole

The best Quotes by Gary Cole

Gary Michael Cole (born September 20, 1956) is an American actor. He appeared in American Gothic (1995–1996), The West Wing (2003–2006), The Good Wife (2010–2016), The Good Fight (2017–2022), Veep (2013–2019), NCIS (2021–present ). A prolific voice actor, Cole's voice roles include Harvey Birdman in Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (2000–2007, 2018), Principal Shepherd in Family Guy (2000–present), Dr. James Possible in Kim Possible (2002–2007), Mayor Fred Jones, Sr. in Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (2010–2013) and Sergeant Bosco in Bob's Burgers (2012–present).

There is no handbook about how a career is going to go.
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I miss everything about Chicago - except January and February.

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Velma Dinkley: "Maybe this can lead us to Scooby and Shaggy: Trace amounts of mustache oil, twelve year-old scotch...-"
Daphne Blake: "Ugh! Is the bad guy my dad?"
Daphne Blake in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!
Shaggy: "Look around, man! The clean, modern aesthetic, the cool blue color palette. We're in..."
Scooby-Doo: "...IKEA!"
Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!
In a world destroyed by evil, discover the epic origin story of the greatest team of heros in the history of mystery.
Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!
I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show.
Friends don't quit.
Shaggy in Scooby-Doo
Shaggy: "Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat."
Scooby Doo: "It's plastic."
Shaggy: "What do you care? You drink out of the toilet."
Scooby Doo: "So do you."
Mary Jane: "I'm Mary Jane."
Shaggy: "Like that is my favorite name."
Shaggy in Scooby-Doo
Hey, you guys, look, I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags. But it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Shaggy in Scooby-Doo
Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.
Shego: "You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius."
Dr. Drakken: "Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad."
Mother, boy bands are cute. Brown Bear backpacks are cute. Ron as a cheerleader - not cute.
Sidekicks need to know their place… right?
Jim Possible: "You're a rocket scientist! Can't you do something?"
Dr. Possible: "Well, I could put it in geo-synchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help."
Wait, you mean Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related?
Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.
You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?
Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."
Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"
Stewie Griffin in Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13
Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"
Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 12
How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in p*rnos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'
Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 10
Kidnapper: "You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield."
Peter: "Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 10
'Okay, nobody move!"
Cleveland: "Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns."
Peter: "Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!"
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 10
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Peter: "Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya."
Pregnant Woman: "Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl."
Peter: "Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing."
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 14 Episode 2
Lois: "You're drunk again!"
Peter: "No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."
Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 2 Episode 20
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Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2
I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Episode 7
Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3
Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 10
Kissing is like a fight with lips.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 6
Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
We'll test your meat. If it contains human flesh, anything above the four percent allowable by the FDA, then your restaurant will be closed.
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "I can't even satisfy you with my kisses. Sorry, kids."
Gene: "No problem. Thanks for the info."
Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Illinois - and that's pretty much the same thing.
As you go through the grind and the distraction of a career, it's easy to lose sight of your dreams.
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You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
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"Oh man, what a year it was!"
"Dude, it's mid January."
"Oh man, what a year it was!"
"Dude, it's the middle of February."
For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.
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It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.
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If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
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My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.
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My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
We think too much and feel too little.
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If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
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