Quotes by George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S.

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Quote by George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather
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Quote by George Carlin

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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Quote by George Carlin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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Quote by George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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Quote by George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Laziness, Ambition, Work
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Quote by George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Christmas, Funny Quotes
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