Quotes by George Carlin

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Quote by George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather
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Quote by George Carlin

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Laziness, Ambition, Work
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Christmas, Funny Quotes
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