Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 15)

How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season Season 2 Episode 11

Ted: 'Do you have a cold?'
Barney: 'I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 14

Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with, is like changing the oil on a rental car!

Sex
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 20

Lily: 'It's nine weeks 'til the wedding, at this point, I'd say yes to just about anything.'
Barney: 'Well...'
Lily: 'No, Barney.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 20

Lily: 'Your job is very simple. At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.'
Barney: 'Yeah. Lily, you know I can't promise that'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 20

Lily: 'I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high-school senior.'
Robin: 'I can't believe a high-scool senior unloaded like that on me.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 19

Barney: 'This is one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.'
Ted: 'Sleep with a prostitute?!'
Barney: 'No, lose your virginity!... What up?'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 19

Think about it, this is perfect.
a) It'll make Robin insanly jealous
b) You get to have sex with her
c) Maybe by getting to know Mary, you'll come to see that cortisens are people too
and d) B! All night long!

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 19

Barney: 'Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter. Even better. Triple-threat: hotter and bigger boobs.'
Ted: 'That's only two?'
Barney: 'Count again!'

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14

The beauty of a moment, is that it's fleeting.

Moment, Present
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14

I don't feel so good. It's like my testicals mixed poprocks and soda.

Sex
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14

When you meet someone special, suddenly life is full of firsts: The first kiss, the first night together, the first weekend together.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 13

Sorry buddy, wish I could help you, but my hands are tied. Oh no wait, that was last night!

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 13

Ted: 'You're not gonna do it at your wedding?'
Lily: 'Hell, yeah! I'm gonna take that flower-grenade and chuck it to the crowd and scream, 'Crawl for it, bitches!''

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 13

A drum roll?! That's it? So what, you just said good night, came home and... performed a drum solo?

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 12

Barney: 'Wow, Ted. You're gonna have to find a new member for yourself, cause I'm revoking your dude-membership.'
Ted: 'Yeah, how was that manicure yesterday?'
Barney: 'Invigorating... thanks.'

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 12

Marshall: 'Yes, i want a ball-room and I want a band and I want shoes. I've been dreaming about this day since I was... like...
Lily: '...a little girl?'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 11

Very nice, Lily. You know, she is a guest in this country. So while you may choose to turn your back on her, I choose... to turn my front on her. What up!

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 11

Yes Barney, your submissions were recieved and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 17

Marshall: 'If economic sanctions and trade-restrictions aren't enforced, the destruction of the rainforest will continue and over a million species will be wiped out!'
Ted: 'So you don't want coffee?'

Nature
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 17

It's the greatest samurai, who lets his sword rust in its scabbard.

Peace, Gun-Control, Intelligence, Swords
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 17

Ted: 'What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?'
Robin: 'I've cut out all my fingers?'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 5

Ted, you know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 15

I thought you where vomit-free since nintythree... so that was a lie?

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 12

Sorry Peter, we're grown-ups now, we can't fly to Netherland with you anymore.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 12

This is my lucky St. Paddys Day suit. I have dry-cleaned many stain out of this baby.

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