Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 3)

How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10

Robin: 'We're like sisters.'
Ted: 'You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.'
Robin: 'Sisters fight, Ted!'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10

It's nice that they found each other. Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong. Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10

Robin: 'He has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him.'
Patrice: 'Oh, no way. Barney's my honey bear.'
Robin: 'Actually, one of his plays is called 'The Honey Bear'. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot.'

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10

Marshall: 'Can we borrow your air mattress? My mom's coming into town for a few days.'
Ted: 'Absolutely not!'
Lily: 'Bummer, I guess she can't stay with us. Hey, look what I just found! A list of hotels and other creative housing options.'
Marshall: 'Baby, my mom is not staying at a hotel. Or our storage unit.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

Come on Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're reading a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore!

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9

Marshall: 'It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt.'
Ted: 'Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids.'
Marshall: 'Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!'

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9

I poured my blood, sweat and tears into that building. Though, to be fair, a lot of that happened the day I accidentally fell down the elevator shaft.

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9

Do it. If you ever want to see these boobs again, crawl, you son of a me.

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9

Ted: 'How was your day?'
Lily: 'Good, although I think I just saw a woman with a full-beard outside.'
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Marshall: 'I think I just saw a guy with breasts outside.'

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 9

Barney: 'I am so sorry, Cornelius. You deserve a better end than this.'
Lily: 'You got ketchup on a red tie, you can't even see it!'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19

Are you aware, that breaking a broath can have deadly- even fatal repercussions?

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19

Marshall: 'I was once with this chick, who liked to do hand stuff underneath a jacket, while we were all sitting around our favorite booth at MacLaren's.'
Ted: 'Gross.'
Robin: 'We share appetizers!'

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19

Marshall: 'Lily, you snooped through her stuff?'
Lily: 'No, it's like the first thing you see when you jimmy open her desk-drawer with the letter opener her grandfather left her, according to her diary.'

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19

Marshall: 'Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one.'
Lily: 'Sweet-talk is not gonna change my mind!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18

By 'entertainment' they mean 'table-shuffle-board', Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18

You know, it's funny. Almost every woman I've ever met was wrong to give me a chance. You're the first woman who's wrong not to.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8

Neither one of us are gonna say, 'Hey, how's it going?' or 'Good to see you!'
Because it really will be good to see you.

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8

The biggest case of my life and I'd already lost the jury. I mean, I've heard of 'Twelve Angry Men', but this was more like 'Twelve Horny Women'.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8

Ted: 'Want to know what I looked like at age 15? There it is.'
Robin: 'I don't get it, that guy wasn't masturbating.'
Barney: 'Yeah, and the waistband of his undies wasn't pulled up to his Cub Scouts neckerchief.'

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8

When you do one good deed, it creates a ripple effect. One good deed leads to another and another.

Selflessness
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8

Kids, Robin and Barney had recently shared an awkward moment. After that, they did what any two mature adults would do: They pretended it never happened.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7

In this fall - this is tough. In this fall I'm going to take my talents to Mouth Beach.

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7

Marshall, you being 18 isn't a bad thing. It just means you get to spend even more of your life with her.

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7

B-Dawg, Barn Door, Stinson-natti, Bro-hio! Talk to me, how's it hangin'?

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