Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 6)

How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

We're going to Buffalo... and I've seen women from there; the city's aptly named.

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

Kids, sometimes the universe sends exactly what you ask for. Other times... it sends Lily's dad.

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Quote by Dr. Sonya from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

The baby slide right out, huh? It's like a 'whoosh', like a waterslide. [Lily screaming] Slightly painful waterslide.

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Quote by Dr. Sonya from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

If you don't push, I will shove that baby up your throat and pull it out of your mouth!

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

Ted: 'Uh, the time Lily went into labor!'
Lily: 'That's now!'
Ted: 'Sorry, I'm running out of stories.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

Robin: 'That was not cool, Ted.'
Lily: 'Contraction!'
Robin: 'That wasn't cool, Ted?'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

Barney: 'Let me choose your child's middle name! Because I have thought up the most awesome name of all time.'
Marshall: 'What's the middle name?'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'I'm waiting.'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'I said I'm waiting.'
Barney: 'Wait for it.'
Marshall: 'What's the middle name?'
Barney: 'No, the middle name is 'Wait For It'. Let's say his first name is, oh, I don't know, 'Barney'. He'd be Barney 'Wait For It' Eriksen. How awesome is that?'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

When I was 13, my father caught me kissing a boy, so he sent me to our family's ranch for foaling season. Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal, you stop even touching yourself!

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 19

Oh, come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean.

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 5

Baby, can we grow sandwiches behind the garage?

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 9

Looks like somebody suffered from premature slapulation.

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 10

I think my soul just threw up a little bit.

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 22

When Barney overhears that Ted and Robin have a secret to reveal at the wedding reception, he begins to guess what it might be.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

Barney: 'How's the single life?'
Ted: 'I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.'
Barney: 'Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty-nine?'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

Marshall: 'Excuse me, miss. When you get a chance, could you bring over a hundred shots of tequila please?'
Barney: 'I'll have the same.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

You give me one hour of phone-free bro time, during which we, and by we I mean you, get magnificently, mythologically drunk. I'm talking needing-subtitles-when-you-speak drunk.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

Quinn: 'What is an executive strategy coordinator?'
Barney: 'It's three corporate-sounding words which, when added together, equal a fake job for which you get a real paycheck.'

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

Barney: 'I scoured the dating sites, using my own personal logarithms, factoring in a broad spectrum of variables, filtering out undesirable high-risk negatives, guaranteeing a success-rate of eighty-thr...'
Ted: '...you picked the girls that showed the most boob.'

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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21

Barney: 'I'm dating a stripper.'
Ted: 'Yes, I've seen your bus ad.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21

From here on in, every single night of our lives will be a night, we'll never forget. Starting tonight!
- The night we started a Mariachi Band!
- The night we ate everything on the menu!
- The night we brought a horse into the bar!
- The night we bungee-jumped off the Statue of Liberty!
- The night we stole a mummy from the Natural History Museum!
- The night we partied with the mole people
- The night we tracked down Phil Collins, became best friends with him, and talked him into reuniting with Peter Gabriel, and then we got to sing back-up on the new Genesis album and it was awesome!
- The night we stole a camel!
- The night you got locked out in your pajamas and Robin landed a freakin' helicopter and there's still time to reunite Genesis!

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21

Marshall: 'Lily dream-banged someone we know.'
Barney: 'Okay, you caught me vermilion-handed. The truth is, I've spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.'
Marshall: 'That movie only came out two years ago.'
Barney: 'What movie?'

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21

Marshall: 'All pregnant ladies have crazy sex dreams. It's just her hormones going berserk.'
Barney: 'So who's responsible for her rapid thigh movement this time?'
Ted: 'Oh, my favorite was when she banged George Washington.'
Barney: 'I liked the three-way with Bill Cosby and Papa Smurf.'
Ted: 'Oh, he smurfed the smurf out of her.'
Marshall: 'Yes, while The Cos smurfed off in the corner - we all remember.'

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