Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series) (Page 7)

How I Met Your Mother is a US tv-series. The quotes from the main characters Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Lily Aldrin and Marshall Eriksen make the series legendary.

Right now, the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother is running on CBS.

Quotes from How I Met Your Mother (TV-series)
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21

People make fun of the guy who stays at home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius.

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 21

Every night can't be legendary. If all nights are legendary, no nights are legendary!

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother

If there was any shame in a dude getting a pedicure I don't think there would've been a feature about it in Details magazine.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother

Ted, every little boy wants to grow up to nail the doctor, or the lawyer. Somebody's gotta nail the receptionist.

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

For the first time in my life, I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl. No matter how many boobs she has.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

Robin: 'Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us.'
Barney: 'Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes.'
Robin: 'Nerd!'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

Back boobs! The visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style... patent pending.

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

I'm KFC baby - you don't mess with the Colonel's recipe!

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

Ted: 'Every three years we sit down and Tril' it up big time, agreed?'
Marshall: 'Agreed-o!'

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

Marshall: 'Dude, if we fail this econ final, for the rest of our lives we're not gonna be able to... we won't know how to... do you even know what 'econ' is?'
Ted: 'No idea. We're screwed.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 11

Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.

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Quote by Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 10

Usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid, but I'm not. WHY AM I NOT BEING PARANOID??

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19

Fine I'll fill her in and I am so angry I am not even goin' to make a joke about 'filling her in'... which I did three times last night. Self-five!

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 9

Ted: 'Luckily, you are friends with a former Boy Scout and a Boy Scout is always what?'
Robin: 'Unpopular?'
Lily: 'Beaten up?'
Barney: 'Going to the movies with his mom?'
Ted: 'A Boy Scout is always prepared...'
Robin: '...prepared to spend lunch in his locker?'
Marshall: '...prepared to die a virgin?'
Barney: '...prepared to paint his sister's nails?'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18

Ted: 'In a city of eight million people, you happened to walk into the club where she works? Maybe it's destiny.'
Barney: 'No, Destiny strips at 'The Melon Patch'. They're people, Ted. Try to keep them straight!'

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 17

Which meant for the first time in years, the world was wide open. Because kids, when a door closes... well, you know the rest.

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16

Kids, sometimes you realize, the journey you've been taking has reached its final stop. So, the question becomes: Where do you go next?

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16

Damn it, Ted! I was about to drop some sweet word play about logarithms and getting into a rhythm with my log.

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Quote by Kevin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16

Kevin: 'Well, it's a close one. Lily made 14 awkward references to marriage and Marshall made an even 60.'
Robin: 'I'm so sorry, Kevin.'
Kevin: 'It's okay. I'm gonna go to bed, but you guys think tomorrow we can stop with all the marriage talk?'
Lily: 'I do.'
Marshall: 'I do.'
Kevin: 'That's a half a point each.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16

Ted: 'Oh, screw 'The One'!'
Barney: 'What?'
Ted: 'Every date I've been on lately has been brutal. Last week, I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee. Plus, it's almost Valentine's Day and I'm alone without anything close to a girlfriend. So... all aboard!'
Barney: 'I have never been more proud of you.'

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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16

It's 'The Little Engine with Wood', 'The Whore-ient Express', 'The Long Island Tail Road'!

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16

Lily: 'Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everybody else.'
Marshall: 'It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.'
Barney: 'Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night.'
Kevin: 'Wow! It was small, but I think I felt something.'
Robin: 'Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15

Ted: 'You know Robin? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass.'
Robin: 'It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, Ted.'

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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15

Robin: 'She was gonna get the last kugel.'
Ted: 'She was 90 years old. It was probably gonna be her last kugel.'

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