The best Quotes by Roger Klotz

The best Quotes by Roger Klotz

Doug: "My name's Doug. I guess I didn't catch yours."
Roger: "That's because I didn't throw it."
Doug - Season 1 Episode 1

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Doug: "It's just a phase."
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Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
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Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
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Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
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I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
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Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.
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I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.
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