The best Quotes by Tyrion Lannister

The best Quotes by Tyrion Lannister

Lord Tyrion Lannister, also known by the nicknames the Halfman or the Imp, is a fictional character in the A Song of Ice and Fire series of epic fantasy novels by George R. R. Martin, and its television adaptation Game of Thrones, where he is portrayed by American actor Peter Dinklage.

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A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2
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You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 10
10
I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company.
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 7
9
Everything's better with some wine in the belly.
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2
9
Tyrion: "It was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year!"
Bronn: "He's a squire. You don't pay him."
Tyrion: "Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year."
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 3
7
Love is more powerful than reason.
Game of Thrones - Season 8 Episode 6
6
Never forget who you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you.
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 1
4
That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2
4
Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?
Game of Thrones - Season 5 Episode 3
3
We make peace with our enemies, not our friends.
Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 4
2
The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place.
Game of Thrones - Season 5 Episode 1
2
Tyrion: "A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
Missandei: "Who said this?"
Tyrion: "Me, just now."
Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 3
2
Tyrion: "Any advice for me on my new position?"
Petyr: "Keep a low profile."
Tyrion: "If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are."
Petyr: "Well, you are richer than I am."
Tyrion: "Good point."
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 3
1
Cersei: "You're a clever man, but you're not half as clever as you think you are."
Tyrion: "Still makes me more clever than you."
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 1
1
I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos, I'm denying its existence.
Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 2
I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying wh-res!
Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 6
It's easy to confuse what is with what ought to be, especially when what is has worked out in your favor.
Game of Thrones - Season 5 Episode 9
Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you.
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 1
We've had vicious kings and we had idiot kings. I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot.
Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 6
Petyr: "I hear you owe that boy a significant debt."
Tyrion: "Only my life. Not all that significant, I'm afraid."
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 3
Tens of thousands of innocent lives for one not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade.
Game of Thrones - Season 8 Episode 5
Varys: "He's a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a c-ck is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
Game of Thrones - Season 8 Episode 4
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "Terrifying thought."
Game of Thrones - Season 8 Episode 3
Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a wh-re house, brother?
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 1
Tyrion: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls, and you don't."
Game of Thrones - Season 8 Episode 1
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 1
Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."
Tyrion: "That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it."
Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 9
It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 10
Bronn: "I'm sorry it has to be this way."
Tyrion: "Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place."
Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 7
Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things.
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 8
Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c-ck."
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 8
Death is so final, whereas life is full of possibilities.
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2
Tyrion: "Don't trust anyone in King's Landing. They're all liars. Good liars, bad liars, one or two great liars."
Shae: "What about you?"
Tyrion: "Me, I'm not from here. I'm a slave to the truth."
Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 1
Try the boar! Cersei can't get enough of it since one killed Robert for her.
Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 2
It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you put a crown on its head.
Game of Thrones - Season 2 Episode 7
Marillion: "I can sing your father's victory in King's Landing."
Tyrion: "Nothing would more likely ruin my supper."
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 4
Oberyn: "I did spend some time with some absolutely stunning blonde the other day."
Tyrion: "Do tell! I've got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like."
Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 7
A toast. To the proud Lannister children... the dwarf, the cripple and the mother of madness.
Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 2
Oberyn: "The biggest disappointment - you."
Tyrion: "You and my family have more in common than you might admit."
Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 7
I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things.
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 4
Sandor Clegane: "Rough night, imp?"
Tyrion: "If I get through this without squirting from one end or the other, it'll be a miracle."
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 1
Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face!
Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf, my father will be joyous to hear it."
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 4
General rule of thumb: Stark men don't fare well when they travel south.
Game of Thrones - Season 7 EpisodeĀ 3
Sometimes we think we want to hear something, and it's only afterwards when it's too late we realize we wished we'd heard it under entirely different circumstances.
Game of Thrones - Season 3 Episode 6
I will not give my life for Joffery's murder and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.
Game of Thrones - Season 4 Episode 6

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