The best Quotes by Ian Gallagher

The best Quotes by Ian Gallagher

Ian Gallagher is a character from the British Channel 4 comedy drama Shameless and its American remake on Showtime.

You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 1

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I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.
Mickey Milkovich in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 12
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You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 8
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I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 8
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Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 7 Episode 10
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Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
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If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 4
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Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
Sarah Cleary in Shameless - Season 6
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Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.
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You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 6
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Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10
I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 9
Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4
Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 1
Karen: "Why do we help people we hate?"
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
Oh, Warren, once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
Like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.
I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.
If believing in yourself and going after what you want in life and realising your worth is ruthless and selfish, then I'm definitely ruthless and selfish.
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is the best.
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 8
Frank: "Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl, 11-year-old Lip, 10-year-old Ian, a 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and a Dodge Astro van. What's the one thing that we needed? One word. One thing."
Jimmy: "Sterilization."
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 10
I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10
Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 9
Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.
Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 6
Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."
Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2
Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.
Sheila Jackson in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 9
Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
Sarah Cleary in Shameless - Season 6
You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.
Sammi Slott in Shameless - Season 4
The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.
Sammi Slott in Shameless - Season 4
Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."
Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Veronica: "What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
Carl: "It can be both if you want."
Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 5
Phillip: "Did he pitch a tent?"
Karen: "Huh?"
Phillip: "Did you make him hard?"
Karen: "Ever try to play pool with a rope?"
Karen Jackson in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

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