The best Quotes by Louis Litt

Sheila Sazs: "Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra... you crossed out Jaime und Cersei Lannister."
Louis Litt: "I thought they would be too controversial."

Give my regards to the Night's Watch. I'm sure it will be thrilling. And if it's not, it's only for life.

Jaime: "What's the line? The king sh*ts and the hand wipes."
Ned: "Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it."
Jaime: "I know. People have been swinging at me for years, they always seem to miss."

Cersei: "You should be the hand of the king."
Jaime: "That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lifes are too short."

Robert will choose a new hand of the king, someone to do his job while he's out f*cking bulls and hunting wh*res. Or is it the other way around?

Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out.

Brienne: "Meet me in the eye and tell me she'll be safe in King's Landing."
Jaime: "Are you sure we're not related? Ever since I returned, every Lannister I've seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you're a Lannister too. You got the hair for it, not the looks."

So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Obey your father. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. But what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another.

Jaimie: "You weren't Renly's type, I'm afraid. He preferred curly-haired little girls like Loras Tyrell. You're far too much man for him."
Brienne: "I'm not interested in foul rumors."
Jaime: "Unless they're about me. It's all true about Renly. His proclivities were the worst kept secret at court. It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cocks. They'd have never got him off it."

Realize we're nothing but sacks of meat, blood and some bone to keep it all standing.

When you play the Game of Thrones you win... or you die. There is no middle-ground.

What good is power if you cannot protect the ones you love?

An unhappy wife is a wine merchant's best friend.

Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs, learn how to use it!

The more people you love, the weaker you are.

A good king knows when to save his strength and when to destroy his enemies.

Joffrey: "So you agree - the Starks are enemies?"
Cersei: "Everyone who isn't us is an enemy."

You are a lion, my son, you mustn't be afraid. For one day, all the beasts will bow to you. You will be king. All the stags will bow, all the wolves will bow.

You want a wh*re, buy one. You want a queen, earn her.

Don't waste your love on somebody who doesn't value it.

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep. The more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.

For stony limits cannot hold love out,
And what love can do, that dares love attempt.

Alacke, there lies more perill in thine eye,
Then twenty of their swords, looke thou but sweete,
And I am proofe against their enmity.
My life were better ended by their hate,
Then death proroged wanting of thy Love.

It was the Nightingale, and not the Larke

When someone points a gun at you, you don't turn around and run away. You take it out of their hand and you point it right back.

The last thing a lion wants is to have his dinner handed to him on a silver platter.

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

The problem with always wanting more is that the second you get it, it can always be taken away.

Sometimes, bitter memories become very sweet when you share them with a friend.

Let them hate. Just make sure they spell your name right.

Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument.

You want to change your life? Change the way you think!

I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I don’t want to.

Donna: "What do you need?"
Mike: "Advice."
Donna: "That tie has got to go, I've been wanting to say something for months... - it's not about the tie, is it?"
Mike: "You know it's not about the tie, you're just giving me shit."
Donna: "We take our opportunities while they present themselves."

Sometimes, bitter memories become bittersweet when you share them with a friend.

'I'll tell you right now, die answer is no."
Mike Ross: "Good."
'Why good?"
Mike Ross: "Because a yes is always so much better when it starts as a no."

In your position the spotlight can become an interrogation lamp pretty damn fast.

When you work with tigers, once in a while they're gonna take a swipe at you.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.