The best Quotes by Bill Owen

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!

I hate wine. I like beer!

"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Fing champagne - where's the beer?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I have respect for beer.

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".

He is a wise man who invented beer.

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

Beer is the answer - no matter what the question is.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.

For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

My parents were my worst audience.

I think a night like tonight shows a lot of young girls and young boys that if you can shoot you can shoot. It doesn't matter if you're a girl or a boy, I think it just matters the heart that you have and wanting to be the best that you can be.

I'm looking to do everything that I possibly can to get better in every aspect, whether that's scoring, defending, rebounding, passing, i'm really just excited to be playing against professionals and learning from them and just seeing where that takes me.

Sky is the limit for her and what she can do on the court, in terms of her impact in the game but also the court as well... It's been fun to watch her journey.

I grew up watching Kobe Bryant game after game, ring after ring, living his greatness without apology.

May their light forever shine. Kobe, Gigi, I love you forever. Thank you.