The best Quotes by Frank Gallagher

The best Quotes by Frank Gallagher

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 2
That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.
Shameless - Season 2 Episode 5
Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.
Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2
I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
We all have our phobias and school is mine. All of it. Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers unions full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless".
Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
Why are all the news ladies Chinese? They should stick to what they know: railroads, sushi and dim sum.
Shameless - Season 1 Episode 4
This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.
Shameless - Season 7
If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 4
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Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.
Shameless - Season 4
Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.
Shameless - Season 3
Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.
Shameless - Season 7 Episode 10
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We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life: We know how to f*cking party!
Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1

Quotes about Frank Gallagher

I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Frank: "It's not sex if you can't remember it."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2
Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 9
Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 7

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I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.
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You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.
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I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!
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Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.
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Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
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Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.
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You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 6
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 11
I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10
Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10
I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 9
I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 8
Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."
Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.
Ian Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 10
V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4
Jimmy: "Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom."
Fiona: "He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam."
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 7
Veronica: "What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
Carl: "It can be both if you want."
Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 5
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 11
You will find that many of the truths we cling to, depend greatly on our own point of view.
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Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.
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I'm just one of the 1.3 billion Chinese.
If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
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It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.
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