The best Quotes from Oldboy

Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone.

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

He who laughs most, learns best.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles.

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Smile, it's free therapy.

I believe that when you put a smile out there, you get a smile back.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile.

I've had to learn to fight all my life - got to learn to keep smiling. If you smile things will work out.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Share your smile with the world. It's a symbol of friendship and peace.

The main thing that you have to remember on this journey is, just be nice to everyone and always smile.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.

Elodie, you join a long line of women who have helped to build this kingdom. It is this sacrifice we commemorate every generation. A tradition going back centuries. A legacy of honor and duty you now inherit.

I need you to listen to me now. I don't trust them. They may be royalty, but that doesn't make them good people.

Nothing of value is free. Even the breath of life is purchased at birth only through gasping effort and pain. The best things in life are beyond money; their price is agony and sweat and devotion... and the price demanded for the most precious of all things in life is life itself - ultimate cost for perfect value.

Dizzy: "My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything."
Jean Rasczak: "Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that."
Carmen: "They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed."
Jean Rasczak: "Correct. Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always die."

I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation.

This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!

Funny how they always want to be friends after they rip your guts out.

They sucked his brains out.

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!

Paradox: "Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious."
Wade Wilson: "I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?"

Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.

It's funny, isn't it, though. I mean, we evolved out of the water, and some part of our reptilian brain knows we're not supposed to be there anymore. But... I guess that's why we try to tame it so hard. It's like trying to conquer death.

I used to be scared of pools.