The best Quotes by Frank Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Wine has its uses... like revealing someone's true colors, for example.

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Meat without wine is also a sin.

I can't believe that some people actually drink grape juice... if they had a little more patience, they would find that it ferments into the most exquisite wine.

It's a red burgundy, but to me, it's a passport to a travel experience. You know, I'm suddenly transported to a chateu garden outside of Dijon on a warm Autumn day.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.

An unhappy wife is a wine merchant's best friend.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many wines should I be drinking today again?

It's too bad that wine can't be hugged.

There's nothing better than a glass of wine, a girlfriend, and a long talk.

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.

Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.

For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

My parents were my worst audience.

I think a night like tonight shows a lot of young girls and young boys that if you can shoot you can shoot. It doesn't matter if you're a girl or a boy, I think it just matters the heart that you have and wanting to be the best that you can be.

I'm looking to do everything that I possibly can to get better in every aspect, whether that's scoring, defending, rebounding, passing, i'm really just excited to be playing against professionals and learning from them and just seeing where that takes me.

Sky is the limit for her and what she can do on the court, in terms of her impact in the game but also the court as well... It's been fun to watch her journey.

I grew up watching Kobe Bryant game after game, ring after ring, living his greatness without apology.

May their light forever shine. Kobe, Gigi, I love you forever. Thank you.