The best Quotes from Serious Sam

The best Quotes from Serious Sam

Serious Sam is a video game series created and primarily developed by Croteam. It consists predominantly of first-person shooters.

You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed...
He who wields a minigun, fears not.
Oh, God. Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!
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You can choose between two ways - the hard way and my way. But they are basically the same.

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Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?
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I fear the day when the technology overlaps with our humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots.
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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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That's the misery: Stupid people are so confident, the wise ones full of doubt.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Brom: "Because you can't argue with all of the fools in the world."
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Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.
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Monsieur, when a finger is pointing up to the sky, only a fool looks at the finger.
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Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.
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Momma says, "stupid is as stupid does."
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
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They say that there is no medecine that can cure a fool... I guess that's true.
The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time
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He, who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He, who does not ask remains a fool forever.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
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Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
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I usually agree with what God did, but putting limits on intelligence without putting limits on stupidity wasn't a great move.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.
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I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.
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The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.
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Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
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All empty souls tend toward extreme opinions.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
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Stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. The other is missed chances.
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The more you know, the more you realise how much you don't know - the less you know, the more you think you know.
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Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
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The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
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There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance.
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Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.
Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!
Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.
Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"
My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.
Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.
Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V
Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."
Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."
CJ: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"
Sweet Johnson: "You're dressed like a hooker!"
Kendl: "You two would know what a hooker looks like."
CJ: "You say that like it's a bad thing."
CJ in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Cesar: "Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business."
Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.
Tommy Smith in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
CJ: "You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?"
Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl... not stupid."
Oh, Anna. I was expecting an arrow from Cupid, and got a bullet from an ugly motherf*cker instead!
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Some call them demons, I call them b*tches!
Bourbon in Metro - 2033

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