Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.
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3The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!
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2I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to f*ck me or erase me.
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1Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."
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1Carrie: "She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."
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1Carrie: "She took some highfalutin job at Mina Minetti, which is, if you can wrap your brain around this, a higher-end Brunello Cucinelli."
Miranda: "These words mean nothing to me, but now I want pasta."
Miranda: "These words mean nothing to me, but now I want pasta."
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Carrie: "Remember when we had to legally stand six feet apart from one another?"
Miranda: "Yeah. I miss it."
Miranda: "Yeah. I miss it."
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Charlotte: "She's wearing flats."
Miranda: "That is the most desperate put-down I have ever heard."
Miranda: "That is the most desperate put-down I have ever heard."
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