The best Quotes from Portal

The best Quotes from Portal

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Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle… piloting a blimp.
GLaDOS
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Don't be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction being told, that you got brain damage.
Wheatley
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Cave Johnson
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Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, "Goodbye" and you were like "nooo waaay!" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you". That was great.
GLaDOS
1
We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
GLaDOS
Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".
Cave Johnson
Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
GLaDOS
In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.
GLaDOS
Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
GLaDOS
Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
GLaDOS
Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
GLaDOS
It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!
GLaDOS
I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.
GLaDOS
If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
GLaDOS
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
GLaDOS
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with homo-sapien DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Cave Johnson
It's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
Wheatley
I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
GLaDOS
We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.
GLaDOS
I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations!
GLaDOS
You will be baked, and then there will be cake!
GLaDOS
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
GLaDOS
I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down.
Cave Johnson
The cake is a lie.
Doug Rattmann

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The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
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We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.
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Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.
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The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.
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Faith and science, I have learned, are two sides of the same coin, separated by an expanse so small, but wide enough that one side can't see the other. They don't know they are connected.
Mary E. Pearson in The Jenna Fox Chronicles - The Adoration of Jenna Fox
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Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact.
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Without proper experiments I conclude nothing.
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To be a scientist is to be naive.
Valery Legasov in Chernobyl - Episode 5
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Waleri Legassow: "Despite the stupidity, the lies, you're compelled. The problem has been assigned and you'll stop at nothing until you find an answer. Because that is who you are."
Ulana Khomyuk: "A lunatic then."
Waleri Legassow: "A scientist."
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Academic success depends on research and publications.
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People think of science as rolling back the mystery of God. I look at science as slowly creeping toward the mystery of God.
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The Germans and many others have the gift to make science inaccessible.
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All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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An adult scientist is a kid who never grew up.
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Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.
Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!
Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.
Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"
My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.
Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.
Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V
Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."
Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."

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