The best Quotes by Jill Bensley

The best Quotes by Jill Bensley

The most efficient form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.

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A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.
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If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
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All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.
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Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.
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Children have got to be free to lead their own lives.
Sebastian in The Little Mermaid
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Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
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Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.
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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms, when his hands are empty.
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I do not make films primarily for children. I make them for the child in all of us, whether we be six or sixty.
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For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.
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I don't believe in playing down to children, either in life or in motion pictures. I didn't treat my own youngsters like fragile flowers, and I think no parent should. Children are people, and they should have to reach to learn about things, to understand things, just as adults have to reach if they want to grow in mental stature. Life is composed of lights and shadows, and we would be untruthful, insincere, and saccharine if we tried to pretend there were no shadows. Most things are good, and they are the strongest things; but there are evil things too, and you are not doing a child a favor by trying to shield him from reality. The important thing is to teach a child that good can always triumph over evil, and that is what our pictures attempt to do.
Walt Disney - Deeds rather than words
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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be busy with something, and to know how to demand with all his might that which he desires.
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Love can be learned. And there's no better learners than children.
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If my books can help children become readers, then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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Having a baby is like having a tattoo on your face. You kind of want to be committed.
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This life is so complicated, until we see it through the eyes of a child.
Reamonn - Through the Eyes of a Child
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Sometimes I wish I were a kid again; skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than a broken heart.
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There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings.
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All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once you grow up.
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Do you remember in kindergarten how you'd meet a kid and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you're playing like you're best friends, because you didn't have to be anything but yourself? Singing with you felt like that.
Gabriella Montez in High School Musical
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Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2
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What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the World.
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Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.
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Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Really?"
Joel: "No."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."
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CC: "When do you find out if you got into college early? I would really love to help you pack."
Wyatt: "I detect sarcasm, which is universally regarded as the lowest form of humor."
"Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic."
Jonathan Stroud in Lockwood & Co. - 1: The Screaming Staircase
People who can put on a serious face while joking are the scariest.
Shirou Emiya in Fate/stay night
I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Episode 7
You know what's never saved the planet? Your sarcasm.
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.
For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

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