The best Quotes by Joel Robinson

The best Quotes by Joel Robinson

Joel Robinson is a fictional character featured in the American science fiction comedy television series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K). He was portrayed by series creator Joel Hodgson.

When is this guy going to start showing some simple competence?
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You know, if I'm ever trapped in outer space again, I think I'm just gonna bring books.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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It's economical not to have a storyline, because then you can just film people saying things.
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I never thought I'd say this, but suddenly Independence Day seems a richly nuanced film.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
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Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
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Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
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