Quotes by Joey Tribbiani

Quotes by Joey Tribbiani
Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'I had the same dream.'
Phoebe: 'Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.'
Joey: 'Oh, I had the opposite dream.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 9

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 21

Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 2

Ross: 'Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.'
Joey: 'Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 18

Ross: 'Rach, did you proofread these?'
Rachel: 'Why?'
Ross: 'Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills.'
Rachel: 'Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?'
Joey: 'No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 11

Joey: 'You broke the code.'
Ross: 'What code?'
Joey: 'You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 5

Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 1 Episode 1

One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!

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