Quotes from Modern Family

Quotes from Modern Family
Quote by Gloria Pritchett from Modern Family in Season 6 Episode 22

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

Gifts
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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family in Season 5 Episode 1

Phil: 'Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.'
Claire: 'Phil, you cried on the way here.'
Phil: 'I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left.'

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family in Season 5 Episode 1

Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family in Season 2 Episode 3

Haley: 'Dad, can you just please tell mom, that I can take a two hour break and go to a party?'
Phil: 'No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.''

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Quote by Jay Pritchett from Modern Family in Season 1 Episode 1

Mitchell: 'We didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We kinda have some big news.'
Jay: 'Oh God, if Cam comes out there with boobs, I'm leaving.'

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Quote by Claire Dunphy from Modern Family in Season 1 Episode 1

Phil: 'What a beautiful dress.'
Gloria: 'Thank you, Phil.'
Phil: 'Oh, okay.'
Claire: 'Phil! She said Phil, not feel!'

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Quote by Cameron Tucker from Modern Family in Season 1 Episode 1

Mitchell: 'It's been five years now and he still does this thing were he announces himself before walking into any room we're in, just to make sure he doesn't ever see us kiss.'
Cameron: 'Wish my mother had that system. Remember?'

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Quote by Jay Pritchett from Modern Family in Season 1 Episode 1

Gloria: 'It seemd like all what we did was fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out of the window together.'
Jay: 'Which one were you doing?'

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family in Season 1 Episode 1

I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.

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Quote by Cameron Tucker from Modern Family in Season 1 Episode 1

Mitchell: 'we've decided we really wanted to have a baby so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate.'
Cameron: 'Then we figured, they already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?'

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Quote by Claire Dunphy from Modern Family in Season 1 Episode 1

Alex: 'Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.'
Phil: 'I got it. Where's the babyoil?'
Claire: 'It's on our bedside tip- I Don't know, find it!'

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Quote by Cameron Tucker from Modern Family in Season 3 Episode 9

There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.

Dreaming, Reality
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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.

Success
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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

Dance, until your feet hurt. Sing, until your lungs hurt. Act, until you're William Hurt.

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

Expectations
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Quote by Phil Dunphy (Modern Family)

If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I am looking you in the eye.'

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Quote by Phil Dunphy from Modern Family

If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.

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