Mr. Fredricksen: 'Hey, let's play a game. It's called: See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest.'
Russell: 'Cool, my mom loves that game.'
Carl: 'Tell your boss he can have our house.'
Carl: '...when I'm dead.'
Tom: 'I'll take that as a maybe.'
Carl Fredricksen: 'This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.'
Dug: 'Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.'
That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.0
But I didn't know any of that, until right before I fell.0
For some of us, there's only today. And what you do today matters. In the moment. And maybe into infinity. I see only my greatest hits. I see the things I want to remember, and being remembered for. That's when I realize that certain moments go on forever. Even after they're over, they still go on. They are the meaning.Moment, Present0
I like you. So, so much. You're not hard to get at all. You're hard to earn. It's so much better.Love declerations0
You like 'because', and you love 'despite'. You like someone because of all of their qualities, and you love someone despite some of their qualities.Love0
Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.Alcohol0
Pam: 'Are you sure it's safe?'
Stuntman Mike: 'It's better than safe. It's death proof.'
Arlene: 'Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do 'the thing'.'
Jungle Julia: 'Excuse me for living, but what is 'the thing'?'
Arlene: 'You know, it's everything but...'
Shanna: 'They call it 'the thing'?'
Arlene: 'I call it the thing.'
Shanna: 'Do guys like the thing?'
Arlene: 'They like it better than no thing.'
Juana: 'So how'd you become a stuntman?'
Stuntman Mike: 'I learned it from my brother... Stuntman Bob.'
Black men and a whole lota' mother fuckin' white men have had plenty fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.0
Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.0
Sorry for the interruption, folks, but I always do the last dance of the season. This year somebody told me not to. So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer, but somebody... who's taught me... that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them. Somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be. Miss Frances Houseman.0
I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, about who I am and most of all I'm scared of walkin' out of this and never feelin' the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.0
That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.0
Troy Bolton: 'Sharpay's kinda cute too.'
Chad: 'Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don't pet it.'
An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.0
People say 'nothing is impossible', but I do nothing every day.Disney-Movies0
I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.Disney-Movies, Motivation0
Your life is happening now, right in front of you.Disney-Movies0
You're a cynical, exploitive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit.0
Maggie Carpenter: 'Is there one 'right' person for everyone?'
Ike Graham: 'No, but I think attraction is mistaken for rightness.'
Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me.Love, Love declerations0
Tami Oldham: 'You've been to so many places. What's it like sailing out there all alone?'
Richard Sharp: 'Miserable. You’re either sun burnt, sleep deprived, or seasick and after a few days there's hallucinations.'
Tami Oldham: 'Why do you do it?'
Richard Sharp: 'It's a feeling, it's intense. It's just you and the infinite horizon.'
Tami Oldham: 'We're thousands of miles from land. We're not in any flight paths. That's like a fifteen-hundred square-miles to each area.'
Richard Sharp: 'A needle in a blue haystack.'
Phil: 'Did you understand a word he just said?'
Stu: 'Yeah, I got about two thirds. He said something about the Garden of Meditation.'
Alan: 'No, he said he's farting because of his medication. I get that.'
Stu: 'Honestly, the two of you were barely invited.'
Doug: 'All right, I get it, I really do. It's just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends.'
Tracy: 'Seriously, what is wrong with you three?'
Phil: 'So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.'
People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.Humanity0
Jules: '[shoots Brett in the shoulder] Does he look like a bitch?'
Jules: 'Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?'
Brett: 'I didn't...'
Jules: 'Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. But Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.'
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.0
Esmeralda: 'What is your name?'
Esmeralda: 'What does it mean?'
Butch: 'I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.'
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.0
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!0
I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.0
Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke… Harlem.0
Happiness is inside all of us. Sometimes you just need someone to help you find it.0
Who had I become? Just another shark in a suit? Two days later at our corporate conference in Miami, a breakthrough. Breakdown? Breakthrough. I couldn't escape one simple thought: I hated myself. No, no, no, here's what it was: I hated my place in the world. I had so much to say and no one to listen. And then it happened. It was the oddest, most unexpected thing. I began writing what they call a mission statement. Not a memo, a mission statement. You know, a suggestion for the future of our company. A night like this doesn't come along very often. I seized it. What started out as one page became twenty-five. Suddenly, I was my father's son again. I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job, how I ended up here out of law school, the way a stadium sounds when one of my players performs well on the field. The way we are meant to protect them in health and in injury. With so many clients, we had forgotten what was important.0
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.0
If this [points to heart] is empty, this [points to head] doesn't matter.Mind vs. Heart0
I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.0
When a man gets wealthy, he has to deal with the problems of freedom. All the choices he could possibly want. An abyss opens up. Well, I watched that abyss. I watched it ruin men, marriages, but most of all, it ruins the children.Money0
J. Paul Getty: 'They say you never really know someone until you have divorced them.'
Fletcher Chase: 'I wish I knew that three marriages ago.'