Even as we reflect on this darkest of years, we can see light ahead.
New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
I consider myself a selfie specialist.
Glasgow is a great city.
One of the attributes Glasgow is best known for all over the world is the friendliness of her people.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
You can leave Glasgow, but it will never leave you.
I loved going surfing down on Venice Beach. I'd go out with a board under my arm and think, "I can't do that in Cranhill."
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Glasgow - which is kinda the same.
2000 was 20 years ago... which is really weird because 1980 was also 20 years ago.
What did I learn in 2021? I learned that nobody learned anything in 2020.
Penn Parker in Death to 2021
Years from now - we're gonna be like: 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022...
"Hey, you missed..."
"No! We don't talk about that one anymore."
"Hey, you missed..."
"No! We don't talk about that one anymore."
To date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have effected a different outcome in the election.
William Barr - December 2020
The selfie is the new way to look someone right in the eye and say, "Hello, this is me."
I invented selfies to trick the country into surveilling themselves.
Gigi Thompson in Inside Job - Season 1 Episode 1
I think the selfie age is kind of making fame annoying.
I don't like the selfie because it's too close. There ain't no people with arms long enough to do a selfie of me.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.