What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also fucking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right fucking.
(What's love to you?)
Flaca: It’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.’ There’s mood lighting all over, and there’s like five dudes massaging you.
Maritza: And you have a pizza!
Flaca: She’s right. You also have a pizza.
All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.0
If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.0
Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?0
I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.0
I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.0
Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.0
(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.0
I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.0
Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?0
Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.0
If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.0
Jesus was a fag! He said: 'This is my body. Eat me.'0
I hate kids. They don't drink, they haven't travelled...0
Larry Bloom: 'Are we at least gonna talk about other options?'
Piper Chapman: 'You mean...'
Larry Bloom: 'It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion.'
Larry Bloom: 'Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup.'
Piper Chapman: 'Well, you put your pee stick in my vagina. And that's why we're in this situation.'