Quotes from Orange Is the New Black

Quotes from Orange Is the New Black
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Quote by Nicky Nichols from Orange Is the New Black

You're a beautiful, sweet girl. Fuck this guy!

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Quote by Aleida Diaz from Orange Is the New Black

What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also fucking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right fucking.

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Quote by Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales & Maritza Ramos from Orange Is the New Black

(What's love to you?)
Flaca: It’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.’ There’s mood lighting all over, and there’s like five dudes massaging you.
Maritza: And you have a pizza!
Flaca: She’s right. You also have a pizza.

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Quote by Galina 'Red' Reznikov from Orange Is the New Black

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

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Quote by Gloria Mendoza from Orange Is the New Black

You gotta move...The fuck...On!

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Quote by Maritza Ramos from Orange Is the New Black

If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.

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Quote by Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett from Orange Is the New Black

Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?

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Quote by Galina 'Red' Reznikov from Orange Is the New Black

I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.

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Quote by Nicky Nichols from Orange Is the New Black

I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.

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Quote by Alex Vause from Orange Is the New Black

Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.

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Quote by Sophia Burset from Orange Is the New Black

(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.

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Quote by Nicky Nichols from Orange Is the New Black

You need to figure out what the fuck you want.

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Quote by Brook Soso from Orange Is the New Black in Season 3

I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.

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Quote by Alex Vause from Orange Is the New Black

I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

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Quote by Alex Vause from Orange Is the New Black

Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?

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Quote by Maria Ruiz from Orange Is the New Black

It's like...It's like I'm a fucked-up-shit magnet.

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Quote by Dayanara Diaz from Orange Is the New Black

Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.

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Quote by Nicky Nichols from Orange Is the New Black

If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.

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Quote by Big Boo from Orange Is the New Black in Season 3

Jesus was a fag! He said: 'This is my body. Eat me.'

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Quote by Nicky Nichols from Orange Is the New Black

I hate kids. They don't drink, they haven't travelled...

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Quote by Suzanne Warren from Orange Is the New Black

I am not crazy. I am unique.

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Quote by Nicky Nichols from Orange Is the New Black

There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night.

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Quote by Larry Bloom from Orange Is the New Black in Season 1 Episode 8

Larry Bloom: 'Are we at least gonna talk about other options?'
Piper Chapman: 'You mean...'
Larry Bloom: 'It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion.'

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Quote by Piper Chapman from Orange Is the New Black in Season 1 Episode 8

Larry Bloom: 'Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup.'
Piper Chapman: 'Well, you put your pee stick in my vagina. And that's why we're in this situation.'

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Quote by Susan Fischer from Orange Is the New Black in Season 1 Episode 7

The only difference between us is, when I made bad decisions in life, I didn't get caught.

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