Quotes by Ozzy Man Reviews

Ozzy Man Reviews is an Australian bloke (some might even call him a fucking dickhead), who commentates videos from the internet with his amazing Aussie accent. No bullshit. The quotes of Ozzy Man Reviews are usually standing out for being exaggerated. You can find him on his website, on YouTube and at all the other social media platforms.

Quotes by Ozzy Man Reviews
Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Croatian Firefighter’s response to emergency alarm during world cup penalty shootout goes viral

These fucken legends don’t even bat an eyelid at the inconvenient timing. They are all about business, and the football is put aside. There could well be lives to save. There could well be a cat up a tree. There could well be a steamy calendar to shoot. No matter, they are in that truck and they are fucken out of there!

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Gutsy U-Turn

He's fucken done it. Destination Safe. No worries. That other truck was right up close hoping he would go over the cliff. He had a fucken font-row seat.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #5

The fence is like, 'you think I'm intimidated by a fuckin' bear?! I used to be a tree, I'm not scared of shit. I was part of the crew that took down Saruman.'

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Does Australia Exist?

If you're concious, you exist. Philosophy Science 101 motherfuckers.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #4

Welcome to the Burning Man Festival 2015 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, a Mekka, a melting pot of STDs.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Jetpack Samurais

Sure, Elon Musk is working on Tesla and SpaceX and going to Mars, but this is the fucking shit we have really been waiting for.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Cricket Ball Tampering

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. Fuck's sake, Malcolm, fuck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Plays Far Cry 5

I'm just gonna take a quick time-out to get a haircut. What have we got here? Oh, hello, this is my style. What a fair dinkum beautiful mullet. Imagine that flowing freely in the Montana wind. Yeah, nah, business at the front, party at the back.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Plays Far Cry 5

What's he doing now? He wants to blow up a Brush Turkey, classic American friend.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Coward Penguin

You know life is rough, when a little girl in a pink dress calls you a shit cunt.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Manly Pole Dance

Look at that fucking strength! Could The Rock do that? Can Vin Diesel do this? Na, no way, bunch of soft-cocks, I tell ya.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Manly Pole Dance

Here we have Peter, he enjoys motor sports, drinking beer and playing with his pole in the evening. It's a typical fair dinkum bloke.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - UFC's Yoel Romero

He's happy to sing you a lullaby and then break your fucking face.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

You haven't experienced sheer terror until you've seen sheilas arm-wrestling.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

This position looks pretty comfy to be honest, less effort than doggy. I reckon we should all go out and try and give camel-style a crack tonight.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - MEGA COMPILATION #3

The loud and obvious crack of your opponent's eye-socket should never get in the way of a comical celebration.

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Quote by Ozzy Man Reviews - Man vs. Truck

Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?

Alcohol, Party
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