Quotes by Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American actress and stand-up comedian, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh. Diller was a groundbreaking stand-up comic—one of the first female comics to become a household name in the U.S. She paved the way for Joan Rivers, Roseanne Barr, and Ellen DeGeneres, among others, who credit her influence.

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Quote by Phyllis Diller

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Laughing & Smile
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Women, Football, Fashion
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Christmas, Funny Quotes
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

School, Funny Quotes
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