Quinn: 'In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits.'
Barney: 'Why? What would you do with them?'
Quinn: 'Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style.'
If we miss Hawaii because of this, guess who's not doing 'The Disappearing Salami' anytime soon?0
Barney: 'The Disappearing Salami... Mr. Flanagan's wife shot him before he could ever tell me what the trick was.'
Quinn: 'Yeah, that guy was banging your mom!'