That was when I realized, as terrifying and painful as reality can be, it’s also the only place where you can find true happiness. Because reality is real.Reality0
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.Reality0
For a bunch of hairless apes, we've actually managed to invent some pretty incredible things.Progress0
People who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up.0
No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.Satisfaction0
Whenever I saw the sun, I reminded myself that I was looking at a star. One of over a hundred billion in our galaxy. A galaxy that was just one of billions of other galaxies in the observable universe. This helped me keep things in perspective.0
You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.0
Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.Video games0
'You’re evil, you know that?' I said.
She grinned and shook her head. 'Chaotic Neutral, sugar.'
One person can keep a secret, but not two.Blasphemy0