Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky

Robin Scherbatsky is one of the five main characters of the tv-series How I Met Your Mother and well-known for her confidence and her quotes. Robin Scherbatsky is played by Cobie Smulders. Cobie Smulders, aswell as Robin Scherbatsky are Canadians, which several jokes throughout How I Met Your Mother are made about.

Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 11

Robin: 'Our boy's back in the game.'
Lily: 'Thank God, it's been a hundred years since Mosby scored a dame.'
Marshall: 'The last time he saw boobies was the screen-test scene in 'Fame'.'
Robin: 'The last girl he dated, I think 'Righty' was her name.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4

Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4

Lily: 'Just be yourself. Say something nice.'
Robin: 'Which one? I can't do both.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 9 Episode 4

My metabolism is all messed up. See, I can moose down a pint of fudge ripple for a midnight snack and wake up having lost weight. Well, everywhere except for my boobs. So annoying.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 24

Robin: 'This locket was my grandma's, she kept it hidden in her butt all through world war II.'
Lily: 'What? Where was she?'
Robin: 'Winnipeg. Come on, Lily, that is a joke.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 14

Marshall: 'When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit.'
Robin: 'Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?'
Marshall: 'Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts.'
Robin: 'Yeah, I don't speak virgin either.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10

Robin: 'We're like sisters.'
Ted: 'You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.'
Robin: 'Sisters fight, Ted!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 10

Robin: 'He has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him.'
Patrice: 'Oh, no way. Barney's my honey bear.'
Robin: 'Actually, one of his plays is called 'The Honey Bear'. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 19

Marshall: 'I was once with this chick, who liked to do hand stuff underneath a jacket, while we were all sitting around our favorite booth at MacLaren's.'
Ted: 'Gross.'
Robin: 'We share appetizers!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 18

By 'entertainment' they mean 'table-shuffle-board', Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 8

Ted: 'Want to know what I looked like at age 15? There it is.'
Robin: 'I don't get it, that guy wasn't masturbating.'
Barney: 'Yeah, and the waistband of his undies wasn't pulled up to his Cub Scouts neckerchief.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 7

B-Dawg, Barn Door, Stinson-natti, Bro-hio! Talk to me, how's it hangin'?

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 6

Barney: 'Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!'
Robin: 'That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he dumb.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 5

It's not what you think, he just wants to have sex. Kidding. Just a little hand stuff. Ha, kidding again. Ted's more of a boob man. I seriously can't stop.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 8 Episode 5

Barney: 'I love how she was this wise, old, chilled out, lesbian farmer.'
Robin: 'No, no, no. She's not a lesbian, nor does she farm them. No, that woman she lives with, that's just her special friend Maureen. They've lived together for... Oh!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 14

Judging from how many clients that hooker has serviced, I'd say we've been here almost an hour.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 13

Run the montage of people who died this year until I get back and add Sandy, because when I find him, I'm gonna kill him.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24

Barney: 'Canada sucks.'
Robin: 'Okay, well, you're one-quarter Canadian, so by that logic you one-quarter suck!'
Barney: 'I'm 100% awesome and you know it!'
Robin: 'Yeah, I do.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24

Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?

Fate / Destiny
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 24

Ted: 'Victoria was great.'
Robin: 'Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass.'
Ted: 'You mean you?'
Robin: 'Thank you!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

Robin: 'That was not cool, Ted.'
Lily: 'Contraction!'
Robin: 'That wasn't cool, Ted?'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 23

When I was 13, my father caught me kissing a boy, so he sent me to our family's ranch for foaling season. Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal, you stop even touching yourself!

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 22

I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 20

Robin: 'Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us.'
Barney: 'Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes.'
Robin: 'Nerd!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 11

Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 16

Lily: 'Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everybody else.'
Marshall: 'It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.'
Barney: 'Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night.'
Kevin: 'Wow! It was small, but I think I felt something.'
Robin: 'Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15

Ted: 'You know Robin? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass.'
Robin: 'It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, Ted.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 15

Robin: 'Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.'
Ted: 'You called her a whore!'
Robin: 'Who wears that much make up?'
Ted: 'Old ladies!'
Robin: 'Who take money for sex, exactly!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 13

Sandy Rivers: 'I don't know what went wrong.'
Robin: 'Well, proposing a three way was bad. Starting without us was worse. Finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 12

Robin: 'I wouldn't go to Cleveland for 125 million dollars, paid over six years.'
Ted: 'Still with the LeBron jokes? Where's that ring he's supposed to have by now?'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 8

I didn't realize you were small potatoes. And to be clear, I am referring to your testicles.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 1

14 seconds! And already some dingdong is stepping up, thinking he can get some of this broke off.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 5

Ted: 'Trying to get them interested in architecture as a career.'
Barney: 'Why? Are we running out of buildings?'
Robin: 'Are we running out of boring people?'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 19

Robin: 'Ted, are you acting out the last scene of 'Sleepless in Seattle' with little dolls?'
Ted: 'How long have you been out here?'
Robin: 'Ten seconds.'
Ted: 'Yeah - just the last scene.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 10

What's in the box? What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
Right? Brad pitt? Seven?

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 9

Ted: 'No, seriously Robin, you should get the slap. I mean, you're a great slapper. In fact, I want to study slapping under your tutelage. I want to be your slap-prentice.'
Robin: 'Don't sell yourself short there, Teddy. You're a slapping rock star. Your name should be Eric Slapton.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 8

Marshall: 'Where is your playbook?'
Robin: 'My playbook? Bro, uh, two-volume set, right here.
Ted: 'It's a great read, actually.'
Lily: 'Yeah, I'm reading it right now.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 7

Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

Friendship, Relationships
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 24

There's something between us. Maybe my head was saying, 'nip it in the bud', because my heart was saying something else...

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 21

It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad.
[reads] 'And then I want you to do me on the couch.'
Okay, maybe not a sick dad. Or a very sick dad, am I right?

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 17

Karen: 'I'm sure all the exploited diamond miners in Sierra Leone would give you a high-five if they still had all their fingers. But really pretty - meet me upstairs!'
Robin: 'They only need one finger to give her what I'm thinking.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 7

Lily: 'I am gonna have to walk this earth, knowing Barney has touched my boobs.'
Robin: 'Yeah it stays with ya. His e-mail reminders don't help.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 4 Episode 2

Robin: 'I just finished a seven-day cleanse.'
Marshall: 'I thought you just started that yesterday.'
Robin: 'I finished early, okay?'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 22

Ted: 'Okay, time to get the horn back to the bistro.'
Robin: 'Oh Ted, I don't know if I can go again, that tuckered me out.'
Ted: 'No euphemism.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 7 Episode 1

Ted: 'All my friends from high-school, they're here with their wifes or kids. My date for the night is a sticky magazine...'
Robin: 'Sounds like high-school all over again!'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 13

Ted: 'Robin! I just had a great idea!'
Robin: 'Oh, do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up.'

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother

Okay, I've missed you. Not in a 'we're gonna make out' way, not even in an 'I forgive you' way. Just in an 'I've missed you' way.

Missing Someone
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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 14

If one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, my panties would drop so hard, there would be a hole in the floor halfway to China.

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Quote by Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother in Season 5 Episode 16

Robin: 'What? I am not keeping Mike on a hook!'
Ted: 'You are Captain Hook!'
Robin: 'Dude, I'm a girl, ok? Our girl parts are like a spider webs; sometimes you are gonna catch stuff you don't want.'

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