Ted: "Trying to get them interested in architecture as a career."
Barney: "Why? Are we running out of buildings?"
Robin: "Are we running out of boring people?"
Barney: "Why? Are we running out of buildings?"
Robin: "Are we running out of boring people?"
How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 5
Marshall: "Where is your playbook?"
Robin: "My playbook? Bro, uh, two-volume set, right here.
Ted: "It's a great read, actually."
Lily: "Yeah, I'm reading it right now."
Robin: "My playbook? Bro, uh, two-volume set, right here.
Ted: "It's a great read, actually."
Lily: "Yeah, I'm reading it right now."
How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 8
It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad.
[reads] "And then I want you to do me on the couch."
Okay, maybe not a sick dad. Or a very sick dad, am I right?
[reads] "And then I want you to do me on the couch."
Okay, maybe not a sick dad. Or a very sick dad, am I right?
How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 21
Karen: "I'm sure all the exploited diamond miners in Sierra Leone would give you a high-five if they still had all their fingers. But really pretty - meet me upstairs!"
Robin: "They only need one finger to give her what I'm thinking."
Robin: "They only need one finger to give her what I'm thinking."
How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 17
Lily: "I am gonna have to walk this earth, knowing Barney has touched my boobs."
Robin: "Yeah it stays with ya. His e-mail reminders don't help."
Robin: "Yeah it stays with ya. His e-mail reminders don't help."
How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 7
Ted: "All my friends from high-school, they're here with their wifes or kids. My date for the night is a sticky magazine..."
Robin: "Sounds like high-school all over again!"
Robin: "Sounds like high-school all over again!"
How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 1
If one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, my panties would drop so hard, there would be a hole in the floor halfway to China.
How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 14
Woman: "You know this isn't Vegas, right?"
Robin: "Well sure, in Vegas the casinos pump in oxygen, in Atlantic City it looks like everyone brought their own."
Robin: "Well sure, in Vegas the casinos pump in oxygen, in Atlantic City it looks like everyone brought their own."
How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 8
I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision. Which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.
How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 3
Ted: "What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?"
Robin: "I've cut out all my fingers?"
Robin: "I've cut out all my fingers?"
How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 17
Barney: "Her butt?"
Marshall: "What is it, too much?"
Lily: "Too low?"
Robin: "Or ist it an issue of access?"
Marshall: "What is it, too much?"
Lily: "Too low?"
Robin: "Or ist it an issue of access?"
How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 23
Desperation Day has come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.
How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 16
How I Met Your Mother
Architecture
Las Vegas
Barney Stinson
Ted Mosby