Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

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