Quotes from Scrubs

Quotes from Scrubs
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs

Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.

Sorrow, Satisfaction
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 13

Turk: 'Well?'
J.D.: 'It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 9

You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.

Change
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 5

I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 4

Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 7 Episode 1

J.D.: 'What's wrong with me?'
Dr. Cox: 'You're an annoying, whining man-child.'
J.D.: 'That question wasn't directed to you!'
Dr. Cox: 'What question?'

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 6 Episode 20

Elliot: 'I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market.'
Dr. Cox: 'I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 6 Episode 7

I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the power President Bush gave his 'mission accomplished'-speech on a battleship, and I still got 400 more pages to go.

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 5 Episode 22

I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 20

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 17

Bob Kelso: 'If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love.'
Dr. Cox: 'I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.'

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 8

Have you ever had a thought, that you didn't immediately verbalize?

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 7

J.D.: 'Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?'
Elliot: 'A little confused considering I have four brothers.'

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Quote by Carla Espinosa from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 7

Turk: 'Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?'
Carla: 'That depends, what are we talking about?'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 19

Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 17

God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 16

I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 14

In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 10

About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to 'crash for a while'. Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john - which I guess is kind of nice, I don't even know anymore.

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Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season Season 3 Episode 1

Turk: 'Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?'
J.D.: 'Not allowed unless you're gay.'

Homosexuality
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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 13

Elliot: 'I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!'
Dr. Kelso: 'I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 13

J.D.: 'When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life.'
Dr. Cox: 'Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King.'
J.D.: 'I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?'
Dr. Cox: 'Uhm, Simba.'
J.D.: 'Trick question - you like it too!'

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 19

Elliot: 'My life is a mess.'
J.D.: 'At least you're pretty.'
Elliot: 'Pretty don't pay the rent.'
Carla: 'It does for my sister.'
Elliot: 'Your sister's a prostitute?'
Carla: 'She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 9

It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 7

Dr. Cox: 'You going there, chief?'
Bob Kelso: 'No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home.'

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