Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.Sorrow, Satisfaction0
J.D.: 'It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy.'
You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.Change0
I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.0
Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.0
J.D.: 'What's wrong with me?'
Dr. Cox: 'You're an annoying, whining man-child.'
J.D.: 'That question wasn't directed to you!'
Dr. Cox: 'What question?'
Elliot: 'I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market.'
Dr. Cox: 'I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!'
I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the power President Bush gave his 'mission accomplished'-speech on a battleship, and I still got 400 more pages to go.0
I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.0
Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.0
Bob Kelso: 'If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love.'
Dr. Cox: 'I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.'
Have you ever had a thought, that you didn't immediately verbalize?0
J.D.: 'Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?'
Elliot: 'A little confused considering I have four brothers.'
Turk: 'Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?'
Carla: 'That depends, what are we talking about?'
Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.0
God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!0
I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.0
In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.0
About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to 'crash for a while'. Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john - which I guess is kind of nice, I don't even know anymore.0
Turk: 'Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?'
J.D.: 'Not allowed unless you're gay.'
Elliot: 'I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!'
Dr. Kelso: 'I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live.'
J.D.: 'When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life.'
Dr. Cox: 'Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King.'
J.D.: 'I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?'
Dr. Cox: 'Uhm, Simba.'
J.D.: 'Trick question - you like it too!'
Elliot: 'My life is a mess.'
J.D.: 'At least you're pretty.'
Elliot: 'Pretty don't pay the rent.'
Carla: 'It does for my sister.'
Elliot: 'Your sister's a prostitute?'
Carla: 'She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak.'
It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.0