Quotes from Scrubs

Quotes from Scrubs
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs

Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.

Sorrow, Satisfaction
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 13

Turk: 'Well?'
J.D.: 'It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 9

You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.

Change
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 5

I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 4

Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 7 Episode 1

J.D.: 'What's wrong with me?'
Dr. Cox: 'You're an annoying, whining man-child.'
J.D.: 'That question wasn't directed to you!'
Dr. Cox: 'What question?'

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 6 Episode 20

Elliot: 'I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market.'
Dr. Cox: 'I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 6 Episode 7

I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the power President Bush gave his 'mission accomplished'-speech on a battleship, and I still got 400 more pages to go.

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 5 Episode 22

I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 20

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 17

Bob Kelso: 'If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love.'
Dr. Cox: 'I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.'

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 8

Have you ever had a thought, that you didn't immediately verbalize?

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 7

J.D.: 'Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?'
Elliot: 'A little confused considering I have four brothers.'

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Quote by Carla Espinosa from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 7

Turk: 'Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?'
Carla: 'That depends, what are we talking about?'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 19

Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 17

God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 16

I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 14

In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 10

About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to 'crash for a while'. Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john - which I guess is kind of nice, I don't even know anymore.

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Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season Season 3 Episode 1

Turk: 'Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?'
J.D.: 'Not allowed unless you're gay.'

Homosexuality
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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 13

Elliot: 'I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!'
Dr. Kelso: 'I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 13

J.D.: 'When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life.'
Dr. Cox: 'Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King.'
J.D.: 'I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?'
Dr. Cox: 'Uhm, Simba.'
J.D.: 'Trick question - you like it too!'

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 19

Elliot: 'My life is a mess.'
J.D.: 'At least you're pretty.'
Elliot: 'Pretty don't pay the rent.'
Carla: 'It does for my sister.'
Elliot: 'Your sister's a prostitute?'
Carla: 'She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 9

It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 7

Dr. Cox: 'You going there, chief?'
Bob Kelso: 'No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home.'

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 7

Julie: 'It has minimal side effects, only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage.'
Dr. Cox: 'I'm getting two out of three from the conversation.'

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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 6

Dr. Kelso: 'Next time, if you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or some garlic knots.'
Turk: 'Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive.'
Dr. Kelso: 'I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in? Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two. Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down.'

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 5

If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 1

Elliot: 'I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity.'
J.D.: 'Did you find it?'
Elliot: 'No. I must've left it at college.'

College
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 23

It's about the day I realised, that admitting we're not heroic, is when we're the most heroic of all.

Heros
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 11

Did Santa finally bring you that Y-chromosome you always wanted?

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Quote by Elliot Reid from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 9

Elliot: 'Are you sexually active?'
J.D.: 'It's active.'
Elliot: 'I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 7

Maybe it's not about being the best. Maybe it's about finding little things, that get you through the day. Whether it's the support of someone close to you, or letting yourself feel overwhelmed - if only for a moment.

Small Things
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 5

Should I talk slower or get a nurse who speaks fluent Moron?

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 8

Carla, I have a six-month old child, I'm gonna be one of those weird old guys who brings my son down to the park, where everybody is like, 'Hmm, is he the dad, is he the grandad, is he the grandad's grandad and oh my God, why is he pushing a traffic cone on the swing while his five-year old little boy is in the mud crying? Is--is he taunting the little boy? No! He can't even see the little boy, and, now look: he's actually taking the traffic cone, putting it in the minivan and driving away while the little boy cries and the traffic cone sits quietly and watches Finding Nemo on DVD.'

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 19

There comes a time when every man needs to make a choice, whether it's a professional choice or whether it's a personal choice. In the end, it's about integrity, and it's about chasing after what you really want, even if that means showing you both care a little. And sometimes... well, sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend, even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.

Decisions
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Quote by Bob Kelso from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 19

Well, that, and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle I mean golf-weekend. And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus I mean helicopter.

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 6 Episode 11

The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.

Memory
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 23

Either way, when you hit that low point, you have a choice. You can either wallow in self-pity, or you can suck it up. It's your call.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 15

Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

Relationships
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 12

Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.

Friendship, Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 8

Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.

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Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 14

I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 6 Episode 7

Lemme see if I can make this real clear for you: If this hospital were a human body, you'd be the appendix, because at one time you served some function, but it was so long ago nobody's quite sure what that was anymore.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 19

Dr. Cox: 'I hate you. You suck.'
Elliot: 'I know, but I've been trying harder.'
Dr. Cox: 'Barbie? Talking to the computer, but nice self esteem.'

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 8 Episode 4

Saying someone is the best surgeon, is like saying someone is the smartest cast member of 'The Hills'.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 22

Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.

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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 17

Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?

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Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 8

This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

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Quote by J.D. from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 18

Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.

Solitude & Being Alone
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