Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? It's regular-strength tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.0
I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.0
Carla: 'Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?'
Turk: 'I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?'
I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.0
Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.0
Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.Sex0